When you were young, you were the king of carrot flowers
girl: come over
me: interior crocodile alligator
girl: my parents aren’t home
me: i drive a chevrolet movie theater
Your name is KURLOZ MAKARA, and you are here to WREAK SOME MOTHERFUCKING HAVOC, because A MAKARA DOES NOT ACCEPT DEATH SO EASILY.
”Then the customer said, fix me a dead grub sandwvich… and make it FAST! Wvait, that wvasn’t it… And, uh. Hurry up wvith it!… no?”
”YOU A SAD MOTHERFUCKER WHAT CAN’T EVEN MAKE A DEAD GRUB LAUGHWORTHY. BETTER PUT YOU ALL UP AND OUTTA YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN MISERY.”
The last thing Dualscar ever did see :Y
Figures, he’d go out trying to make deadgrub jokes (get it, because ORPHANER. HAH. eugh).
HERE’S YOUR MAKARA YOU BUNCHA FANBIDDIES. Also the stitched together version: is here